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身居南方,说话北调。 笑点诡异,请别吐糟。 科学少女,无神赛高。 宅腐双修,康庄王道。 低调星人,虚设扣号。 就连人人,也在长草。 怎么称呼?我不知道。 昵称常改,暂无定稿。 请君随意,反正不过是个名号。

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這真的只是一篇單純的大學英語作文,才不是把高中作文揉揉捏捏改的呢!  

2012-10-10 22:18:42|  分类: 【榴莲班戟】日常 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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    介於一開始就讓大家看見滿屏英語的話……一定沒人會點進來看的orz於是我決定先發譯文嗯哼~(PS 英文版的是我寫的原文,可能有很多bug?)

我那記憶深刻的高中食堂

  每每走進我們大學的餐廳,空氣中遍佈的食物香氣就會讓所有進來的人食慾大增。可是,儘管這裡有著美味的食物和優質的服務,我還是很懷念我高中的食堂。

  我的高中食堂是一棟獨立的三層樓建築。每當下課鈴聲響起,學生們就會衝出教室,爭先恐後地湧入食堂。沒幾秒,空蕩蕩的食堂就擠滿了饑腸轆轆的學生。那種混亂的場面總讓我不由自主地想起典型的僵尸片情節。(饑腸轆轆的僵尸圍城)

  在這棟樓的內部,儘管有數不清的燈,大廳裡還是十分昏暗。此外,千餘名學生齊聚一堂,他們發出的聲響及其回音,混合著這昏暗的氛圍一起,就讓你覺得室內仿佛有無數雷暴隆隆作響。爲了尋求一片清靜之地,我往往會信步走上二樓。

  與一樓相比,二樓顯得和平寧靜得多。某天,在我好不容易拿到了午飯——豬排配炒飯之後,我很好運地找到倆個朋友。一邊開心地聊天,一邊一口口咬著豬排。我的視線下移,突然發現有什麽奇怪的東西——那是一隻小蟲,已經被炸得金黃脆亮,就在靜靜地躺在我咬痕的旁邊幾毫米處。

  好吧,反正這事兒在我們食堂要就見怪不怪。在我看來,這反倒是告訴我們我們學校食堂有著多麼好的廚子,要不然小蟲蟲們怎麼會冒著生命危險就爲了吃一塊豬排?不過出於尊重屍體的考慮,我戀戀不捨地放下豬排,轉戰炒飯。

  我們學校食堂秘制炒飯的典型原料大概如下:結塊米飯、苦味蔬菜還有油膩膩的炒蛋。如果你足夠好運,你還能從蛋殼里獲取額外的鈣質,從我之前提到的某種東西里獲取額外的蛋白質。我曾從另一個學生那裡聽說有個超好運的孩子在飯盆裡找到一生一熟兩條蟲。你看我們食堂多貼心!親愛的廚子們充分考慮到了各種口味需求的同學呢!

  每次吃午飯的過程就如一次尋寶之旅,因為你能找到的東西總是會超出你的想像。打個比方,我有一次在飯里發現一個皺巴巴的棕色東西,最後發現這玩意兒不是別的,正是一枚邦迪,一枚煮熟還被用過的邦迪。

  那個邦迪幫我在腦內描繪出了一幅動人的景象——很久很久以前,有一個勤奮努力的廚子,他不顧手上的傷口,堅持工作。並且爲了為師生們準備飯菜,他甚至忙得忘記了戴上手套。好一個雷鋒叔叔啊!爲什麽我們大學餐廳就沒那麼努力的雇員呢?

  被大學食堂的食物香氣所包圍,我卻時常陷入回憶,關於過去的回應,關於過去那些隆隆的雷暴、額外的營養物質和勤奮廚子們的回憶。

My Memorable Senior High School Canteen

Each time I walk into the canteen of our college, the aroma exuded by the food fills up the air and arouses every comer’s appetite. However, even though I can enjoy nice meal and good service every day, I still miss my senior high school canteen.

My high school canteen has a single three-floor building. On hearing the bell ring, students will rush out of their classrooms and beat a path to the canteen. Within seconds, it has been full of starving students. That messy scene always makes me think of some common plots in zombie films.

Inside the building, though there are countless lights here, it’s still quite dim. What’s more, over one thousand students are herded into a single building, the noise they make and the echo of the sound, combined with the dim atmosphere, can make you feel that there are thunderstorms inside the building. To find a quieter place, I usually go to the second floor.

Compared with the first floor, the second is much more peaceful. One day, after I got my lunch, fried rice with pork chop, luckily, I found two of my friends. Chatting with each other happily, I bite my chop again and again. Suddenly, I looked down, finding something strange. There was a little insect, which had been fried to the color of gold, narrowly missed where I had bit.

Well, actually, in our canteen, such little things are too common to make us feel surprise. From my point of view, this is just exactly shows that our school canteen has good cooks, or why the insects run the risk of their lives just to eat a pork chop? But considering that we should respect dead body, I put down the chop with much reluctance and started to enjoy my fried rice.

The main materials of our canteen’s typical fried rice can be listed as follows. For example, lumpy rice, bitter vegetables as well as oily fried eggs. If you are fortunate enough, you can take in extra calcium from eggshell and extra protein from something I have mentioned. Once I heard from another student that some lucky guy found both raw and cooked caterpillars in his dish. How considerate our canteen is! You see, our dear canteen cooks take students’ different tastes fully into account!

  The process of my eating lunch is like a treasure hunt, and what you see is always out of your imagination. For instance, once I found a wrinkled brown thing hide in the rice. It finally proved to be nothing but a band aid, a cooked and used bound aid.

  That bound aid helped me describe a moving scene. Once upon a time, there was a diligent cook who still kept working regardless of an injury on his hand, and he was so busy preparing meals for us that he forgot to wear his gloves. What a Lei Feng! Why our college canteen never has such hardworking employee?

  Exposed to good-smelling food aroma in college canteens, I am always lost in thought, the thought about the past, the past full of the thunderstorms, the extra nutrition and the impressive employees of my dear senior high school canteen.

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